A web service which returns BOFH-style excuses. Excuses taken from Jeff Ballard's BOFH excuse server, http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/.

The following operations are supported. For a formal definition, please review the Service Description.

• GetAllExcuses
  Return a DataSet containing all of the BOFH excuses available (obsolete).
• GetAllExcusesAsDataSet
  Return a DataSet containing all of the BOFH excuses available.
• GetAllExcusesAsGeneric
  Return a List<string> containing all of the .sig quotes available.
• GetExcuse
  Returns a randomly selected BOFH excuse from the list.