A web service which returns BOFH-style excuses. Excuses taken from Jeff Ballard's BOFH excuse server, http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/. Return a DataSet containing all of the BOFH excuses available (obsolete). Return a List<string> containing all of the .sig quotes available. Return a DataSet containing all of the BOFH excuses available. Returns a randomly selected BOFH excuse from the list. Return a DataSet containing all of the BOFH excuses available (obsolete). Return a List<string> containing all of the .sig quotes available. Return a DataSet containing all of the BOFH excuses available. Returns a randomly selected BOFH excuse from the list. Return a DataSet containing all of the BOFH excuses available (obsolete). Return a List<string> containing all of the .sig quotes available. Return a DataSet containing all of the BOFH excuses available. Returns a randomly selected BOFH excuse from the list. A web service which returns BOFH-style excuses. Excuses taken from Jeff Ballard's BOFH excuse server, http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/.